God’s Stain Remover

Try the Jesus Method for cleaning up the stain of sin.

In the beginning, he was a freelance window cleaner, paid by the pane. Then a client asked him to clean a vacant property, one that was an absolute mess. From there, he started a company that will tidy up anything, no matter how repulsive.

His name is Ben Giles. Along with the members of his team, he can clean everything from crime scenes to industrial accidents. According to The Guardian, he has become an expert in removing evidence of spillages, collisions, protests, explosions, fires and floods. He is “a self-taught stain savant, a walking database of remedies.”

Coffee spills. Easy.

Soot, smoke, grease and blood. Can do.

Roadkill. Check.

Overturned trash trucks. No problem.

A dead whale in a harbor. Been there, done that.

Giles often sends his trainees into filthy prison cells, where they learn good cleaning techniques. A person can learn a bit about everything in a prison, tackling stains from the outside in, to avoid spreading the mess. This is hard work, often ...