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If you want to translate your dog’s bark into English, you need the new digital device called the Bow-Lingual. No devices needed, however, as the sheep of God’s pasture, to hear the voice of the Good Shepherd. And fortunately for us, the Shepherd understands sheep language.

Bow wow.

That’s dogspeak for “Wassup?”

Thanks to a new technology that translates dog barks into English, you can now understand what Rover is telling you whenhe woofs something otherwise unintelligible.

The technology is called Bow-Lingual. And it works only for dogs.

Not cats. Not to expect miracles or anything.

Humans have always been fascinated with the possibility of communication with animals. On screen we’ve been subjected to characters ranging from Eddie Murphy’s Dr. Doolittle, to Mr. Ed, to Tarzan and Rex Harrison crooning, “If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages, think of all the things we could discuss …”

Bow-Lingual is a Japanese-designed electronic device that enables you to know (sort of) what your dog is trying to tell you with his incessant yapping.

Here’s how it works: You put an electronic transmitter on your dog’s collar that activates every time he barks, sending a signal to a receiver that you either wear around your neck or keep close by. The...

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