Bringing the Text to Life
The FBI has them, as well as the U.S. military and NATO.
Janet Reno and the INS had them when they grabbed Elian Gonzalez in a pre-dawn raid on April 22, 2000.
Rules of engagement (ROE).
Fathers have them for their teenage daughters.
Here's a few of the highlights of one father's "Application for Permission to Date My Daughter":
After asking for standard information like name, date of birth, IQ, GPA and Boy Scout rank, the application then asks,
Do you own a van? YES/NO
Do you own a truck with oversized tires? YES/NO
Do you own a waterbed? YES/NO
Do you have an earring, nose ring or belly-button ring? YES/NO
Do you own a pickup with a mattress in the back? YES/NO
Do you have a tattoo? YES/NO
The application then notes: If YES to any of the above, discontinue application and leave the premises immediately.
Other items on the application include:
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