The Greatest Tweet
| Matthew 22:34-46
When Jesus says to love God and neighbor, he is not just talking. No, he is showing us who he is, and is backing it up with his own life.
“I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no hitter.”
“Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads.”
“’Fill’er up, please,’ I say as I pull my van up to the cat shelter.”
“Wait, what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you?”
What do these lines have in common?
Not much, except that they are tweets.
Funny tweets.
A tweet is a post on the social media application Twitter, usually about 33 characters in length. The challenge of a tweet is to say something funny or provocative or profound … in just a few words.
Funny: “Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”
Provocative: “Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future!”
Profound: “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
In just a decade, the tweet has...
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