SoulLift

The “ThreadLift” is a new, fast technique to give your face a lift. But often it’s not just the face that needs lifting.

To paraphrase Elizabeth Barrett Browning: “How can I look young again? Let me count the ways.”

Live cell therapy. Botox injections. Liposuction. Placenta Extracts. Silicone augmentation. Teeth whiteners. Phony tans. Anti-wrinkle creams. Hair-coloring. Hair implants. Skin rejuvenators. Et cetera.

But here’s a new wrinkle — as it were. A new, safe and quick technology that promises to give you a youthful appearance faster than you can say Ponce de Leon.

It’s called threading.

Known as the ThreadLift, the FeatherLift or the OneStitch FaceLift, the cosmetic surgery involves doctors pulling gossamer-thin strings through the sagging areas of the face and neck. According to a report in USA Today, threading not only returns a “youthful appearance” to sagging necklines, but it can be completed without invasive surgery and with nearly no pain, in 45 minutes.

Forty-five minutes, people!

It comes as no surprise that the treatment is aimed at vanity-conscious...